Tufe is invited to come help in the crusades
and he decides that his adorable wife Tytyalor should wear a chastity belt (steel underwear).
So he locks her up and gives the key to his best friend, Ayusman.
He tells him, ”If I'm not back in four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."
So, Tufe leaves on horseback. But about a half hour later,
he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees Ayusman.
"What's wrong?" He asks. Ayusman replies.
"You gave me the wrong key!"