The little boy asks his father, "Daddy, how was I born?"
Dad says, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will find out anyway! Well, you see, your mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then we set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the Delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared, saying:
"You've Got Male."