A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when the
> stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
> quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
> The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and
> said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
> "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger.
> "Since you are a Negro, do you think that So-called President Elect Barak
> Obama is qualified for the job?" and he smiles.
> "OK", she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
> question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass -.
> Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and
> a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
> The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
> about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
> To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
> President Barak Obama, when you don't know poo?"