An American and a Japanese were sitting on the
plane on the way to LA, when the American turned
to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of "-ese"
are you ?".
The Japanese, confused and replied, "Sorry but I
don't understand what you mean."
The American repeated, "What kind of "-ese" are
Again, the Japanese was confused over the
The American, now irritated, then yell, "What
kind of -ese are you ?? Are you a Chinese,
Japanese, Vietnamese, etc, "
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I'm a Japanese!".
A while later, the Japanese turned to the American
and asked, "What kind of "-key" are you ?"
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What you mean
what kind of "-key" I am ?".
The Japanese said, "Are you a monkey, donkey or a