Wot If There Is A Miscarriage?

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for

two months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this

to you? I want to know!

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and

distinguished man with gray hair

and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters

the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and

tells them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.

However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll

take charge.

If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach

villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000

bank account.

If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on

the man's shoulder and tells him,

"You'll f*ck her again!"

3 answers

wat a father !!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha


Me too av read it b4 bt its still funny as eva.nice one!


lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

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