How fun was your childhood?

― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.

― If you didn't play rubber band.

― If you never bathed in the rain.

― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.

― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake

up on the bed.

― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d

next street

and the owner's dog comes through the

backyard waiting for you to come down from the


― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the

roof for the lizards to take it and give you new


― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs

instead of

bathing when going to school.

― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building

or under bed

with friends.

― If you never flew a kite.

- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses

with sand.

- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it

into ur pen

so that no one will steal it.

- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to

see when d

lights went off.

- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails

to b whiter

- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under

mango trees @nights

- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick

and called it

ur car!

- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat


walking in the street.

- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin

grass nd

sand witout fire.

- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle


.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!

Oya choose which one u do

Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is

JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw.

Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am

sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt

knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is

actually "standard living standard living". D song

in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is

actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw

u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.!

are u guilty? hahahaha! keep sharing d fun and

laff it offJesus died over 2000 yrs ago and nobody

has ever called him the late Jesus, not even de

devil. No where in history! He is still the Living

God! Yet 97 out of 100% will not share this truth.

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