What are the funniest penis jokes?

Do you like jokes? Are you a having a funny time? Read the set of jokes about penis here. The article will improve your mood and you will just have fun.

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There are a little boy and a little girl in the woods. The little girl asked the boy, "What is a penis?" The boy replied, "I don't know." At that time he hears his mom calling him for lunch. He goes home and eats his lunch. Then he sees his dad on the couch. He goes up to his dad and asks him, "What is a penis?" The father whips his out and says to the boy, "This is a penis, as a matter of fact, this is the perfect penis."

The boy leaves to find his friend and brings her to the woods. The girl again asks him what a penis is. He whips out his penis and says to her, "This is a penis, and if it were two inches smaller it would be the perfect penis!"

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Small penis jokes

  1. What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
  2. Why does a penis have a hole in the end? So men can be open - minded.
  3. Why does a man have a hole at the end of his penis? To get oxygen to his brain!

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Jokes about penis

  • Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? A: Because his pecker is on his head!
  • Q: What do you get when you cross and owl and a rooster? A: A cock that stays up all night long.
  • Q: What happened to the Asian man who walked into a wall with a boner? A: He smashed his nose.
  • Q: How many knees do men have? A: 3.... right knee, left knee and their wee-knee.
  • Q: What did the penis say to the vagina? A: Don't make me cum in there.
  • Q: What do you call an erection when listening to hymns? A: an organ boner
  • Q: Who was the world's first carpenter? A: Eve, because she made Adams banana stan
  • Q: What do you do with a year's worth of used condoms? A: Melt them, turn them into the tire and call it a Goodyear.
  • Q: How many parrots can you fit down a man's pants? A: Depends on the length of the perch.
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  • Q: Why do Justin Bieber's male friends nickname him "Shotgun"? A: Give him a cock, and he'll Blow!
  • Q: What did the penis say to the condom? A: Cover me I am going in!
  • Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: a dictator!  Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm bank say when clients are leaving? A: Thanks for coming!
  • Q: What’s a condom and a coffin got in common? A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumin, and one is going!
  • Q: What is the difference between a sin and shame? A: It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out.
  • Q: Why are black men penises bigger than white men? A: Because like kids white men had toys to play with!
  • Q: What's the difference between pink and purple? A: The grip!
  • Q: What do you call a sun burnt penis? A: Sunny D
  • Q: What's the ultimate rejection? A: When you're masturbating, and your hand falls asleep.
  • Q: How do you bring a man back from the dead? A: You suck on his dick until he cams back. 
  • Q: How many cheeks does the cock want from a girl? A: Back and in the mouth.
  • Q: Where can one find a lot of dicks? A: In a Penitentiary.
  • Q: Why did the young boy dip his penis repeatedly into the peanut butter? A: Because he wanted to be Peter Pan.
  • Q: What can a bird do that a man can't do? A: Eat with his pecker.
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  • Best penis joke

  • Spell "Me"

    Girl: M,E

    Boy: No there's a "D"

    Girl: What a D?

    Boy: Yeah there is a D.

    Girl: There is no D in me...



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