I have phobia for heights.
I am so nepa-phobic.
By the time NEPA strikes, I start sweating all over as my indoor environment heats up. All electronics suddenly goes off as multiple climate unfriendly, ear shattering generators come on. Children start shouting 'O! NEPA' as adults hiss 'dis Nepa again, dem papa!!'. Instanteously, I remember where I hid my passport and the address of the visa office.