Hello guys, you won’t believe what I just saw.
I was outside this bar, and there were these two girls arguing with each other.
I guess they used to be best friends or something, and one of them stole the other girl’s boyfriend.
“All of a sudden, one of them grabs the other by the hair and DRAGS her down to the ground!
“And they’re on the ground clawing at each other and slamming their heads into the concrete, and the guy they’re fighting over is standing there with his friends LAUGHING at them,
like it’s sooooo cool that he has two girls fighting over them.
“Can you believe that?”
Yeah, I’m a real cold-hearted BASTARD, aren’t I?
Actually, I’m curious, would you ever fight over a guy like that?